My sweet lord! Cliff Lee signed with the Phillies! Someone pinch me. Wow, no one saw that coming. Cliff Lee does business just like he pitches: unpredictably. I'm so happy to share this city with the Zen Master of pitching.
Hail Cliff Lee! We now have the best pitching staff in the major leagues. Go Phillies!
This is an example of the Taoist path--nothing will ever phase you. My hero.